FULL MOVIE REVIEW: #Judwaa2
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STORY: Pehli waali Judwaa agar yaad nahin toh waapis dekh lena.
ANALYSIS:
Thanks to #Judwaa2, I didn’t know Varun & David hate other so much that they both made a film to exhibit it to the world. The Director can’t remember directing and the Actor can’t forget over-acting! This shameless rip off of 1997 Salman Khan’s Judwaa is the worst of worst that could have been served to our intelligence in today’s time. Read on to find out why…. (plz so mat jana😢)
PURAANI (ACHCHI) YAADEIN:
This movie is the perfect example of everything that should have been left in the 90s for good. It’s absolutely shocking & disheartening to see such tasteless humor coming from David Dhawan – The Once Upon A Time King of Comedies, before Bollywood was blessed with Priyadarshan. I absolutely LOVED all Dhawan films that he dished out in the 90s (I still laugh whenever they are on TV), but recalling his recent other-side with Chashme Baddoor, Rascals, Main Tera Hero & now Judwaa 2, I am starting to doubt whether it was actually him or was it Govinda, Kader Khan & Salman Khan who did the magic for him. His earlier flicks were the most entertaining in terms of actors, timings, dialogue deliveries & everyday funny characters who were also infused with a nice dose of varied emotions. Each and every side-kick in his movies was an important part of the whole package, be it Johnny Lever, Razak Khan, Tiku Tulsania, Dinesh Hingoo, Shakti Kapoor, Anupam Kher, Bindu or even the Monkey in Aankhen (not Chunkey Pandey, the real one), all these people added LIFE to his illogical plots and we never felt guilty of having a hearty laugh. Even if the scene wasn’t funny enough, most of times there were these hilarious dialogues & the actors who managed to evoke uncontrollable laughter. But with his latest product, everything seems to be going against the usual tide. The national award winning actor Manoj Joshi and celebrated names like Rajpal Yadav & Sachin Kedkar are reduced to just being the typical ‘Hero ka dost’ & ‘Hero ka Papa’ respectively. They do nothing except adding to the already tiring length of the movie.
The ‘HIDDEN’ Disclaimer:
The so-called villain here keeps on repeating a particular sentence at different points in the film: ‘Main seedha point pe aata hoon’, I wished David also did the same right from the beginning. The Disclaimer should have read something like this: ‘Yeh film sirf aur sirf mere bete ko next Salman Khan banane ki koshish mein banaayi gayi hai. Agar iss douraan aapke dimaag ka mental balance kho jaaye toh main ya iss film se juda huva koi bhi vyakti iska zimmedaar nahi hai. All the characters, places and incidences depicted in the movie are as fake & loud as my son’s over ambitious acting capabilities. No animals have been harmed during the making of this film as they refused to act opposite Varun Dhawan.’
PERFORMANCES:
Varun imitates Salman Khan SO HARD & SO BADLY that you feel angered & restless. The script gives him ample number of excuses to display his bare body; and at other times when he gets bored of doing so, he even wears the same clothes as Salman in the original Judwaa. Slow-mo action sequences & Superstar-like entry scenes, Varun has been portrayed as the next big thing, but there is no single trace of the old goofiness & cuteness that comes so naturally to our Bhaijaan.
In a broad perspective, it can be said that Varun has all the qualities of being the new-gen Salman Khan – given his fan base & track record so far, but the problem is he already thinks he is Salman Khan. There is absolutely NO SCOPE for subtlety in his acting. For him, the spelling of Acting probably starts with an O, i.e, Over-acting!😜 Sorry for the ridiculous joke😢 (This is also something which the makers should have said in the end credits, I was waiting for it very innocently😐)
Jacqueline Fernandes should be labelled as the brand ambassador of on-screen Filmy Bimbos, she takes women empowerment 4 steps backward each time she appears on the frame. ROFL!😂
DID YOU KNOW?: 1) Taapsee Pannu’s captivated family member was released by the producers as soon as she finished the last shot. It felt as if she would break out into a loud cry any moment for having to sign up for this sh*t.
2) After watching Judwaa2, Pink DVDs📀 all over the globe have decided to dig a grave & leave for the heavenly abode👣 RIP (advance).
#Judwaa2 is 65% dialogue by dialogue, scene by scene & shot by shot copy of the original. And for the rest 35%, you will end up introspecting your life decisions. Forceful kisses, crotch lowering, sexist jokes, vulgar gestures, mindless humor & the ear piercing background music; it’s 1997 or 2017, you will never know! Like no woman in the movie has any problem with any harassment or molestation happening! WTF!?!
Also if the initial 1.5hrs hammering doesn’t seem to be provoking enough, there is one football scene towards the end of the movie which will literally EXPLODE all your senses!!! *Imagine a cooker building up the pressure & then finally it blasts* That scene alone is enough to compete with some of the South film crap that you must have come across.
MY SAAMAJ SEVA FOR YOU READERS:
For those who would say that the trailer should have been an enough hint already, yes I wasn’t expecting a Godfather or a Baahubali out of #Judwaa2, but the least I can ask for is entertainment, which will only be found by kids, teens & VD fans. Rest slightly intelligent peeps like me who just can’t switch off their brains before entering the cinema hall, can stay miles away from the theatre this week.
CONCLUSION: [Sorry, you will have to PM me if you want to read a more detailed analysis, I have a lot more to rant & vent my frustration on😜(no joke!) *runs*🏃]
#Judwaa2 has excellent cinematography & also London is amazing, but surely I didn’t go to the theatre for that!
Rating: 0.5/5 (For nostalgia factor & 2 reprised songs).
Ek Varun tolerate nahi hota aur yahaan do do daal diye. DOUBLE the DHAWANS, DOUBLE the TORTURE!
P.S: 1) My Business Prediction: 100cr+. Hamare desh mein dimaag waali public kam hai. This will prove to be a Full On Family Entertainer after a long time👍👍
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– Neelam Joshi
Dubai, UAE